"Psst...Priyanka. That dress? Sorta Dancing With the Stars, but also: nice rack."
"Tee hee...I know!"
"But, um. You know, the beanie? Did some Bollywood hussy rip out, you know, a significant portion of your epidermis, or, um..."
"Just keep smiling, and keep your eyes off my bling."
"And, you know, one more thing. Your arms? And your legs? They're different colors. But still, fab, darling. Fab."
(Credit where credit is due: Salmaan Khan and Priyanka Chopra walk the ramp at the Salaam-e-Ishq music launch; PTI photo carried by HT.)