...according to my hetero-lifemate:
A drop of oil in your belly button will prevent your lips from getting chapped.
I don't know if I buy it, but I've drenched my belly ring in mustard oil. I guess we'll see tomorrow.
Also: Anyone have ancient mystical wisdom for curing a very strange patch of itchy, irritable red skin about the size of a tennis ball on my back? It is either a patch of kitten scratches, a bevy of mosquito bites, or the bird flu. I donno.