"S, am I a fancy lady?"

Secret confession: I want to be dainty.

I am such an oaf. I want to wear pink and ice blue and look natural, dewy, refreshing, not like some ill-advised soccer mom in Laura Ashley.

I try wearing a skirt to work, try wearing stockings underneath (to keep warm and to hide the kitten scratches).

Runs down the back of my legs.

Bunchy nylon around my ankles.

I will never be a fancy lady.