Sunday, May 7, 2006

This post is dedicated to Ms. Melanie Bostwick, esquire

'Dead' baby returns (5/7/06, Times of India, Delhi edition, p 5)

'Dead' baby alive: Probe underway (5/7/06, The Indian Express, Delhi newsline, p 4)

'Dead' baby cries just before burial (5/5/06, Times of India)

Father finds 'dead' baby alive (5/5/06, The Indian Express)

An interesting story, but I was expecting more zombies and eating of the flesh. You've let me down again, media!

And, one for the road --

Q: What's more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?
A: Ripping them off again

(Also, I know dead baby jokes are sick and these are real people and whatnot, but...irreverence. It's the new black.)

1 comment:

Mel said...


Q: why did the baby fall out of the tree?
A: because it was dead!!

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
response: because it was dead?
A: NO, because it was stapled to the dead baby!