Saturday, August 5, 2006

A la McSweeney's

A short list of Delhi businesses which I have no interest in patronizing:

Sham Enterprises (in Khan Market)
Competent Autos (a chain of secondhand car dealerships, I believe)
Systematic Systems (which makes the lockers for my office gym)
Snipers Salon (in Defence Colony; I assume they meant "snippers")

Ah, the malleability of the English language. Anyone have suggestions to add to the list?

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