A la McSweeney's

A short list of Delhi businesses which I have no interest in patronizing:

Sham Enterprises (in Khan Market)
Competent Autos (a chain of secondhand car dealerships, I believe)
Systematic Systems (which makes the lockers for my office gym)
Snipers Salon (in Defence Colony; I assume they meant "snippers")

Ah, the malleability of the English language. Anyone have suggestions to add to the list?

Tags: English, India, Delhi, language, culture, misappropriation