... but presumably, no portly white men will bumble around the park

Just when you thought builders in Delhi couldn't get any more prosaic -- pushing developments like Orange County and Park Place -- Noida, still recovering from alleged serial killings of women and children, is set to debut its own Jurassic Park.

I won't pretend to understand the draw of 23 different models of dinosaurs, constructed of "fine quality" imported grass. I also won't mention that this project comes about 10 years too late. Instead, I'll merely ask the developers of this project to please include a life-size model of Wayne Knight (you know, Newman on Seinfeld?) in the lay.

And I'll leave you with the brilliant musing of one of the film's central characters, Dr. Ian Malcolm: The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.