So, though the vast, vast majority of landlords in Delhi are unspeakable assholes, S and I happened upon a very endearing old doctor who lives with his brother and has graced us with his benevolence on many occasions.
The latest, and perhaps most endearing?
Landlord: "With you extending your lease, I am going to need to raise the rent, cost of living, you know."
Z&S: [Silent and frightened about potential increase of thousands of rupees]
Landlord: "So, you've been paying Rs 13,000 a month; now you will be paying Rs 13,050 a month."
For those of you keeping score, that's an increase of little more than a dollar a month. Schlamoley.