As a courtesy...

I suppose I should tell you a bit about myself.

• I am an American.
• I am living and working in India.
• I consider myself a writer.
• I secretly love Keralan food but sometimes pretend that all the coconut makes me want to puke.
• I could probably be considered a feminist.
• I'm not afraid of throwing punches.
• In "the real world" (which, in my brain, usually excludes India...foreigner's bias) I am brash and annoying; in the subcontinent, I become a meek supplicant.
• I spend the majority of my day reading newspapers, perusing websites, and devising schemes for rocketing towards fame.
• I want to remain anonymous.

So I guess...that's a start. I don't want to say too much, and I don't want to say too little. Let this suffice.